In New York City, you can...
1. listen to a man vehemently shout about the gun he has in his pocket, shanking someone, and child molesters....to only then discover that he was deliriously yelling into the air
2. have a kid scream at you to take a photo....of him and several other kids grooving it out on a party bus. except not the party bus that high school teenagers take to prom, but what is literally an elementary school bus - that has been painted over in psychedelic colors
3. be interrupted by a man on the obsession that Asian folks have with all things green tea while drinking juice .....at Jamba Juice
